Warriors Vs. Psychopaths.
A psychopath goes to war with a warrior. The warrior has a sword, the psycho has a knife.
After looking for each other for a long time, the psycho decides that the war isn’t fair. The psycho calls in the judge.
“What’s the problem?” asked the judge. The psycho replies, “The warrior is planning to poison my food.”
Now, you be the judge!
(Image above: An artist’s illustration of a Mianor Warrior, aka. Amazon warrior, Gbetto warrior, from Dahomey, West Africa, circa 1852.)