On one hand, they tell us we must decrease population growth in Africa. We are growing too fast to be able to feed ourselves. On the other, they tell us, we must vaccinate our children with a malaria vaccine that only they can produce, so that our children can survive and grow our population.
How can the Grey People throw a ball and catch it at the same time? The Grey People Paradox!
Let me explain further. They tell you on one hand: You are fat. You eat too much; You are growing too fast. You need to slow down on your eating. They have a solution to your belly-fat to sell you!
And then they tell you, on the other hand, that, by the way, they have a solution for your Appetite Problems. They claim, if you buy their bitters, you will have more appetite, and you will be able to eat more.
How can one eat more and slim down at the same time? The Grey People Paradox!
The problem with the world is that Africa refuses to learn to say “Daabi,” no, to the Grey things. It is a simple task: Whenever the Grey People say something to you, just say “No!” Or, Daabi! The say you are growing too fast. You say Daabi. They say you need a drink. You say Daabi. They say this or that. And you just respectfully say, Daabi.
You won’t have to worry about the paradox.
(NB: Perhaps, there’s no paradox. Perhaps, the Malaria Vaccine serves the two purposes: (1) It heals the sick children so they no longer will be sick with malaria and (2) it sterilizes these children so they can no longer procreate to grow any population. Perhaps! Whichever way one looks at it, Daabi is the answer!)