Logline: Lady Diabolique is accused and the country is gripped with revenge/justice since Caylee, from Orlando, Florida, vanished!
Caylee’s skeletal remains were discovered in a wooded area about one-quarter of a mile from the family home, six months after she was last seen.
What’s with the Suffocation Theory?
Prosecutors say Lady Diabolique suffocated Caylee with duct tape.
Well, first they said she crorofomed… blrrrr… Whatever that thing was. Yes, she did that to her.
Why? Was she trying to put Lee to sleep?
Daa? She was trynna murder her. The poor thing got in the way of her love life and partying.
But aggravated child abuse? Maybe. Aggravated manslaughter of a child? Errhmm… that’s maybe too! Giving false information to police? Sure, but Death Penalty? Are we Neanderthals?
Welcome to the stone age, buddy.
They said she lied to her parents about her daughter’s whereabouts after the toddler disappeared in June 2008, saying she was with a nanny.
Prosecutor Inda A’dick said we should ask ourselves, “whose life was better without Lee?”
What’s with da two two photographs? Lady Diabolique apparently attending a party and the other of a tattoo “Bella Vita” she had inscribed on her shoulder?
Ms A’dick says: “This is your answer.”
What’s with you and Ms A’dick this afternoon?
Wait a second, am just doing my duty to the State of Florida.
Then wake the fuck up, Ms A’dick sure ain’t licking you right now, is she?
All The Jurors
Calm downs, Easy’s, It’s alright’s, Don’t Take Things Personally Folks.
Quiet moment.
Lady Diabolique’s theory that a nanny kidnapped the girl, then at trial said she drowned in a swimming pool… doesn’t add up.
But that supports the Fake Father Theory where the defense team say the girl accidentally drowned in the family pool. Right?
How? How can that be true?
They say she and her father George panicked and dumped the body to make the death look like a murder.
But Gregory, a retired police officer, denies this happened.
Are you gonna say nothing, Juror number 4?
O yaks. Why not? Defence lawyer Jo Bias says that the elaborate lies his client had told her parents and the police was due to her dysfunctional upbringing and did not make her a killer. You heard that right?
I can’t understand why she declined to testify anyways.
Would you testify if it were your neck in the noose? Please!
That old doctor they called said there was no evidence to give an exact cause of death, and the prosecutors were unable to provide evidence linking Lady Diabolique to the body.
But Prosecutors called witnesses who said forensic evidence showed Anthony had carried the child’s dead body in the boot of her car, and said examinations of her computer showed she had searched the internet for information about chloroform.
Defence lawyers managed to instill a sense of ‘Reasonable doubt”.
“Beyond a reasonable doubt” – that is the standard for criminal convictions in our country. Remember that.
Reasonable doubt lives here!
And the Judge Reads The Verdict
The verdict
First degree murder – not guilty
Aggravated manslaughter of a child – not guilty
Aggravated child abuse – not guilty
Providing false information to a law enforcement officer – guilty on 4 counts
Do you think Justice has been done?
I personally thought she was guilty. But this acquittal makes the commercial nature of the story to Hollywood, very interesting!
Lol… much needed humor to how I feel the jurors had let us down. Caylee deserves justice. I like Juror #6!
I thought this was something serious until I saw the first comment… so it’s a joke. At least I can appease myself that not all the Jurors thought she wasn’t guilty. Caysee is sure going to make money from a Hollywood deal.
More so $$$ in book deals… I don’t really know about a movie, maybe a documentry like “Where Is Caysee?”